On Female Bodies

This is a vanity post. Feel warned.

A few weeks ago I went to a strip club with some friends. And I can't deny it: It was great fun.

The women had beautiful bodies, big boobs, no cellulite and great butts. I even had my hands on one of the ladies' tits - and she made me squeeze it. She was one of those who had silicone implants. (Out of the 8 ladies, only 3 had natural breasts.) What I learned from that: I will never get silicone implants.

Weeell, in case I would, for example, develop breast cancer and have an amputation, OF COURSE I would want to have a reconstruction, but now I am talking about making changes to my healthy body.

I would not want implants. First of all: They NEVER look natural. They look nice, but they make your breasts look a bit as if you were a character in a computer game. They just look unreal. Bad enough, but the really unpleasant part is: They feel so artificial. You can really feel the consistency, it is so very different from real breasts.

I would not want to have breasts like that.

While watching the ladies dance and admiring their bodies (ohhh, why don't they tell me how they achieve these flawless butts?) I had a talk with one of the guys in the group. When I had pointed out the woman whose body I liked best (natural breasts btw) he asked me:

"If you could, would you like to change bodies with her?"

I took a minute to think about it before I answered.

When being all objective, her boobs were far more beautiful than mine. Her butt was round and firm and her whole body was unbelievably sexy.

But guess what I - very honestly - answered?

NO!

Because I am NOT objective, but very subjective about my body. And I can truly state that I adore my own body. I think I look great.

I look great in feminine clothing, I look great when I'm naked, my skin is pretty and soft, my legs are long and well-shaped --- so why would I want to change anything in this body that has been with me for all this time?

Sure, BMI-ish I should lose a pound or two, but then again, today I measured my waist-to-hip-ratio and I got a 0.7 which is the ideal result. (FUCK YEAH!) So why the hell would I want to change that?

Maybe I sound like the vainest person on earth by stating these things, and maybe I am horribly vain. But I can assure you that, in fact, I think about these things for the reason that I see so many people - female as well as male, who are so terribly unhappy with their bodies. They try so hard to change, and still they are never happy. While I, when objectively I might be judged as less attractive than them by others, am so very happy and glad and content with my body, and have made the best out of it by shaping it with workouts and enhancing my best features by suitable clothing.

So when that guy asked me if I wanted to switch bodies if I could - and I knew I never would, I felt extremely good about myself.

And even if my body was not that pretty - I would still love it for being healthy and strong and for carrying me everywhere I want to go and for allowing me to do everything that I want - that is so much more than other people will ever have!

So, long story short: Today I really love myself , and I hope that you guys who read this will take a moment to think about all the good points about your own body and be grateful and happy.

Please do me the favor and do what I like to do at least three times a week:

Take off your clothes, stand in front of the mirror, look at yourself, and then yell (or, if too shy, just whisper):

BITCH, I'M FLAWLESS!!!!